I forwarded this to you and to him, asking you to forward to them because i am a good manager!

i can't be trusted to forward a forwarded email so my boss forwards the email to our boss to make sure it gets forwarded correctly. got it?

From: Boss Numba2

Sent: Friday, February 27, 2009

To: Worker B

Cc:Boss Numba1

Subject: Some Damn Jibbahjabbah

Importance: High

Worker B:

Please send to volunteers.

Thanks,

Boss Numba2

But it's the GOOD Type of Cholesterol, right??

i reckon calling it Death in Hell Juice, while honest, wouldn't have done much to help move the product off the shelves? well DONE, armour!!

Let's Throw a Ticker Tape Parade in Honor of the Weave!

when did they start making weaves out of kevlar?

Speeding Bullet Stopped by Hair Weave

KANSAS CITY, Mo., Feb. 19 (UPI) -- Police in Kansas City, Mo., said a woman's tight hair weave stopped a bullet, rescuing her from injury and likely saving her life.
Officers said they arrived at the Country View Market at about 11:30 p.m. Wednesday to find the woman's boyfriend had allegedly shot out the back window of a car, KSHB-TV, Kansas City, reported Thursday.
Investigators said the woman wasn't injured after her hair weave stopped the bullet and her boyfriend was taken into custody.

chick had Super Weave by Jorel Industries. i bet this stuff is flying off the shelves at the local dollar general store!

i once had a bad hair weave attached to my poor little scalp by that demon spit known as weave glue. and while i was convinced that i could swing my head a certain way and use the yaki locks as some type of kung fu weapon of extreme defense, i had no idea that little piece of dog hair coulda saved my LIFE!

let this be a lesson to those of us who turn our noses up at our sisters in weaves. what's protecting YOUR scalp?

I Know, it's Hard to Believe!

but i have nothing to say. and haven't had anything to say for the last few days. as you were...

Everyone's a Critic

after a fun filled morning of playing, running, shits and giggles, i collapsed onto my couch with my legs splayed out. exhausted, because we started our day this morning at 530 am, per usual, i sat there looking down at the smiling faces of my girls. and my dear sweet angels, as payment for my love, attention and affection, reached out with their sweet little hands....and grabbed the roll that once was a flat toned stomach.

maybe they were wondering how things were going in their old room?

time to look up some 10 minute abs workouts on youtube.

For THIS, I almost got Dooced!

Dooced (doost) : To be fired for "objectionable posts" on a website.

today at work i navigated over to a local radio stations website to listen to the station while working when my boss walked in, took a look over my shoulder, and asked "WHAT are you LOOKING at???"

the website had on its homepage a picture of one of their on-air morning personalities, starkers but for a valentine.

THIS is what he saw.

now, if my boss had walked in earlier this week when i was purposefully looking at pictures of Jesus Luz, then i'd go ahead and take one for the team.

but the fact of the matter is....i almost got dooced over an ugly dude, man.

ROCK, MEET BOTTOM!

This Moment in a Baby's Mind.

"...i smell sex and candy!"