well, now! this kitty cat appears to have a sour attitude, care to guess why?
a) it just occurred to him that if he'd shaved his mustache, he might have slipped through the police checkpoint.
b) he specifically asked for the new york times. THAT is a usa today. who's the wiseguy?
c) he just found out he'll be serving his life sentence in Brokedown Litterbox and it wasn't even his hash!
d) all of the above
e) none of your business, nosy a** motherf***er.
