Dear Motorola Q:if you had guts, i would hate them with the fires of 1000 hells.
if you had a soul, i would put a curse on it, damning it for all eternity.
if you had friends, i'd tell them all you stole all their money and gave their moms clamydia.
if you had bones, i'd pay someone to break the ones in your legs with a lead pipe.
i'm leaving you and i'm not coming back.
my ex was so much better than you that i honestly can't even remember why i chose you!!!
drop dead, you battery life sucking, non-qwerty working, bluetooth dropping piece of antiquated crap!
and take that bitch ass charger with you!!!
how is this post anything like the sanford's post?
ReplyDeleteso, you're still with the motorola q, aren't you? maybe try burning the manual and the box it came in. maybe start there.
it shares the same tag "opposite of love note"....and i hate it about 75% as much as Sanford.
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