I'm Back, Bitches!

so it's come to this:



2 thousand people in ireland had something to drink, staggered into the woods, and found the virgin mary chillin in a tree trunk. i know what you're thinking. you're thinking "what's up with inanimate objects, mary? potato chips, grilled cheese, storefront windows, now this...would it kill you to show up on some chick's face once in a while?"



"nope. that's not what we meant."

well, here's to the believers who found hope in a tree stump. the way things are going lately, i guess anywhere you can get it, you should grab up the hope and i mean quickly.

The Last Michael Jackson Post. Until July 7th, 2009.

what the fuck is everyone smiling about? this photo was taken 3 days after the death of his son.

Joe Jackson, sit your old ass down! But before you do...can you tell me why Grey the Pinstriped Pimp has a damn cotton ball on his lapel?

DANDELIONS AREN'T REALLY FLOWERS, DUMBASS. THAT'S JUST SOME SHIT WE TELL KIDS!

Joe Jackson is a piece of work.

right around the 3:12 mark, things get ghoulish.