Public Service Announcement

i've had it. i have had it with poeple doing crazy shit trying to be edgy. so today, i'm taking it upon myself to institute a new rule! i hereby decree that as of today, beautiful people are not allowed to get their faces tattooed anymore. if you are Merkin, and it is not part of your majority- or sub-culture to tattoo your face, then back away from the ink!

some classic examples of beauty gone wrong?

Danger....C'mon, Danger! why in the hell did you get a tiger on your face?! You're lucky your VH1 nickname wasn't Olde English.

Devante, this is no okay! aside from the scribble on your temple, your face is a screaming testament to the ills of cheap drugs and fast women. nigro, how OLD are you now? how did you manage to age 7 years to every 1 year in everyone else's life!

you were hotness, Devante. and i was in love with you from 1992 until roughly 1996. i even overlooked Dalvin looking like a malnurished skeevy version of you.

Mike Tyson?
you are GOOD. get as many tattoos on your face as you want. no loss. believe me.

but you DEFINITELY went too far, Little Six Hair Baby. too far...

no.

you should never never never never never NEVA let someone who's make-up looks like that be your make-up artist.

that's monica, that's christian, those are blue contacts, and i'll be damned.

Michael Steele, my friend warned me about you.

i have a good friend from Maryland who told me months ago, while discussing Michael Steele, that that dude is a boot-licking uncle Tom bastard. I'm paraphrasing, but you catch her drift....

i have friends of different races. i have even been accused, tried, and convicted of liking "white music," and will admit that i have kissed the lips of the Caucasian male and lived to tell the tale!

but one of the things that stick in my craw is the black person who loves their white friends to the point where they feel like they have to start making racist jokes to fit in. it not only begs the question of where is the self-love and self-respect, but also....

why don't you have better quality white friends?

CHECK out this coon right here!

"Republican National Committee Chairman Michael Steele told a group of young Republicans that he would reach out to black voters by offering them fried chicken and potato salad. Asked by a blogger how he would reach out to "diverse populations," Steele said: "My plan is to say 'Y'all come,' because a lot of you are already here." After someone in the audience said, 'I'll bring the collard greens,' Steele added, 'I got the fried chicken and potato salad."'

because ya see, black folks are so easily swayed and unthinking, we can have our entire political ideology shifted by fried chicken, collard greens, and potato salad.

that's how the GOP got Steele. well, that and they gave him a white girl.

The Last Michael Jackson Post. Until July 7th, 2009.

what the fuck is everyone smiling about? this photo was taken 3 days after the death of his son.

Joe Jackson, sit your old ass down! But before you do...can you tell me why Grey the Pinstriped Pimp has a damn cotton ball on his lapel?

DANDELIONS AREN'T REALLY FLOWERS, DUMBASS. THAT'S JUST SOME SHIT WE TELL KIDS!

Joe Jackson is a piece of work.

right around the 3:12 mark, things get ghoulish.

well, look who's back.

let's celebrate with some racially targeted liver damage, shall we?

Kiss My Black Ads

sometimes the blind items are just too easy [brown paper douchebag]

the ny daily news posted this deliciously easy blind item:

WICKED WHISPERS: Which male music diva kicked a billionaire out of his house — just because he put his dirty feet on a pristine white couch?

now, we all know who this refers to, right??

sexiest gums in the game

so the T-1000 exists after all? luckily, we can stop it with cough syrup and save humanity.