Sunday's Acts of Random Randomness

so here we are, the start of another week. and with it, more of the same: traffic, daycare/mommy politics, landmines at work, more traffic, dinner, baths, baby bedtime, exhaustion.

add wine liberally, repeat.

i thought i'd start my weeks with some random musings. if it crossed my mind this weekend, i'm gonna talk about it here. why? because it's my blog, that's why.

- what happened to Michael Keaton? how does one go from majah majah somebody in the 80s and 90s to vapor in the 00s? did i miss the Those We Lost This Year montage he was on at the end of the year a while back or something? just saying.

- can we all just agree that Tila Tequila is mentally ill? i mean, you got your garden variety crazy, your needs some medicine crazy, and then you have Tequila crazy. Tiny over here is desperately in need of some deep analysis followed by a "stop being crazy pills" chaser, stat.

- yeah, upon deeper thought, i totally should have checked that manager at family dollar. damn, return something without a tag on it and it's like a stinkin crisis. this bastid got bent outta shape over $8. yes. EIGHT DOLLARS. and i had the receipt! but then again, in family dollar, $8 is like $927.32 in Macy's or some shit...

- little tiny babies are the BUSINESS! the tiny clothes, the tiny diapers, the tiny bums are just so amazingly precious! however, i'm not willing to put myself through the emotional, mental, physical, or financial Armageddon that would accompany having some little feet and a little bitty belly to kiss. i just give thanks to GOD i didn't turn into a baby groupie until after i had kids. otherwise, it would just be inappropriate. i would disgust myself.

- and speaking of kids, why do people in this area refer to their children as "chaps?" chaps?! where did this colloquialism come from? what does it mean? WHY DO I USE IT? I'M NOT FROM NORTH CAROLINA!!!

- why was kathy griffin...griffith?....asking mc hammer's son about his bankruptcy? bitch, you crazy...why don't you go ask Ivanka Trump about her father's bankruptcies? OH YES I DID!

funniest quote of the week: "im out looking for some crumbs to throw against my tonsils!" - friend, driving to buy lunch!

so as the week begins, try to keep this in mind: love is HIGHLY underrated. view your friends and loved ones...and even those bastids you can't stand...through a compassionate lens. and remember to take Siouxsie and the Banshees' advice.