- how many different items did billy mays make infomercials for? i'm pretty sure that after oxyclean, orange clean, and life insurance he was totally making a play for wilford brimley's "diabeetus" gig.
- what in the hell is walmart doing trying to sell infant sandals for $10? do they not realize they are the home of the roll back price? domain to thousands, nay, millions of financially and spiritually broken parents? i need a tiny shoe of sketchy quality for $5 or less, walmart! tighten up!
- why did tom hanks explode but peter scolari didn't? Henry was funny, too, dammit!
- what does michael bay have against black people? and no, hiring Tyrese does not make it okay...but you know, thanks for that anyway.
- i was watching mtv last night and Sway was talking to Liza Minnelli on the phone about MJ. she then passed the phone to...Usher...and he shared his thoughts as well. what tha hell was Usher doing with Liza? i mean, i know he likes older women, but damn. this question continues to haunt me.
- do you think david beckham practices that expression all the time? IT'S THE SAME EXPRESSION! I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS!
- how awesome would it be if street gangs danced it out in deserted parking lots like in Beat It? and what do you do after the dance routine is over? go to Sonic for a Route 66?
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