obligatory oh noooooes blog post.

goodbye, Michael Joseph.

i'm sorry you were treated so badly.
i'm sorry you weren't allowed to be weird in peace.
i'm sorry your father is such an abusive, rotten piece of shit. he'll get his.
i'm sorry you hated your face so very much that you mutilated it.

and i'm mostly sorry so many people are going to remember you as a joke rather than a genius.





i wore high water pants to work today in a show of sympathy and grief. and i did't put on lotion so my ankles look just like those socks.

rip, mr. jackson.