It's always the darkies that mess it up for others...or....i coulda been somebody!!

true conversation....

light-skinnded: you know, it really surprises me that this type of discrimination still occurs.

dark-skinnded: yes, it's sad.

light-skinnded: you know, honey: i have LIVED through a LOT of discrimination. i mean when i was younger, i had to enter the kitchen through the back doors when i wanted to eat.

dark-skinnded: really!

light-skinnded: yes! i literally had to go through the back doors, because you know, my sisters were dark-skinnded so yeah, i had to go through the back doors too.

dark-skinned: .....zat right.

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dear light-skinnded:

allow me to apologize to you on behalf of your sisters and all dark-skinnded brothers and sisters in this country. but for our existence and, more egregiously, our familial relations to you, you could have walked with your head held high through the front doors of that restaurant, perhaps proving to the nice whites that you are just as good, smart, pretty, etc. as they found themselves to be.

but here we go with our "hey, sis," and our "mama said to get milk on the way home," and our "girl, why you standing way over there," blowing your cover. so close was social freedom you could literally almost taste it, am i right light-skinnded?

so, again: sorry about that. perhaps there is a such thing as reincarnation and we'll come back as dogs or goldfish or something. but then again, if we aren't around, who you gonna blame when you still get called nigger?

oh, of course! with us out of the way, there won't BE any niggers.

right, of course.

so, again...sorry, light-skinnded! didn't mean to ruin your day/life. whatever.

sincerely,

blackie mcdarkyson