it's not like i made him buy my crack!

He: you know my son is in town visiting.

Me: oh, yeah! having a good time?

He: yeah, big time. and you know i got him driving.

Me: really.

He: yeah, i figure i may as well take advantage of him being here and use him as a designated driver so i can really enjoy myself.

Me:....you know you're wack, right?

He: what! he's 18!