or fix it second...or third....

poor dear, why doesn't anyone have the heart to tell her??

Today's Moment in Deliciousness

actually, let's take a few moments shall we?

this is Daniel Henney. he has made a couple big time movies. that showed in theaters. he also takes nice photos because he gets paid money to model. he also doesn't even speak Korean, which is totally perfect because neither do i.

which will totally make the dirty talk even easier!

Today's moment in Deliciousness with a side order of This Don't Even Make Good Sense!

mr. tj holmes has been unseated. my new favorite piece of delicious is Will Demps.





sweet baby jesus' blanket, this dude right here is....perfect.

and i'm moving to Texas.

scariest thing i've seen today!

the driver is 16, the passenger is 17, the odometer says 60 mph, and they are on the highway.

*spasm*

the sanfords are wack

just when i thought the clusterfuck that is mark sanford imploding and basically sending love note missives to his maria in arhentina through hastily assembled press conferences couldn't get any more clusterfucky, now the one person i was hoping had a grasp on reality has let it be known that she too is a total loontard.

Picture it, South Carolina, 2009....your husband sneaks out of the state for 5 days, flies to Arhentina to visit his mistress, then comes back and tells everyone with a microphone the mistress is his soul mate but he's gonna try to fall back in love with you, refers to his affair as a love story at the end of the day, tells everyone how he even tried to get you to meet the mistress once or twice or eight times, and then further puts your business on the street by admitting there were other women floating through your marriage of 20 years.

so what do you? well if you're jenny sanford, you say something cuhrazy like this:

"Mark has stated that his intent and determination is to save our marriage, and to make amends to the people of South Carolina. I hope he can make good on those intentions, and for the sake of our boys."

ya hearing this? he SAID it's his intention of saving the marriage...even though he lied about his whereabouts over father's day weekend to fly to south america to kick it with maria belen. AND AFTER HE WAS EXPRESSLY FORBIDDEN TO DO IT, THAT CAD!

well there ya go, that's got sincerity written all over it.

Jenny Sanford: going from American Hero to typical politician doormat in 1 easy step.

Sunday's Acts of Random Randomness

- how many different items did billy mays make infomercials for? i'm pretty sure that after oxyclean, orange clean, and life insurance he was totally making a play for wilford brimley's "diabeetus" gig.

- what in the hell is walmart doing trying to sell infant sandals for $10? do they not realize they are the home of the roll back price? domain to thousands, nay, millions of financially and spiritually broken parents? i need a tiny shoe of sketchy quality for $5 or less, walmart! tighten up!

- why did tom hanks explode but peter scolari didn't? Henry was funny, too, dammit!

- what does michael bay have against black people? and no, hiring Tyrese does not make it okay...but you know, thanks for that anyway.

- i was watching mtv last night and Sway was talking to Liza Minnelli on the phone about MJ. she then passed the phone to...Usher...and he shared his thoughts as well. what tha hell was Usher doing with Liza? i mean, i know he likes older women, but damn. this question continues to haunt me.

- do you think david beckham practices that expression all the time? IT'S THE SAME EXPRESSION! I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS!

- how awesome would it be if street gangs danced it out in deserted parking lots like in Beat It? and what do you do after the dance routine is over? go to Sonic for a Route 66?