true story.
which is why i gotta get a job like Mark Muthafuckin Sanford!!
bailamos, let the rhythm take you over, bailamosssssss.....
COLUMBIA, S.C. -- South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford has canceled his schedule this week to take a personal trip with his wife, three weeks after announcing his affair with an Argentine woman.
Spokesman Joel Sawyer said Wednesday the governor would be taking off the rest of this week for a trip out of state with first lady Jenny Sanford.
The Sanfords spent the July Fourth weekend in Florida, where Jenny Sanford's parents live. The governor and first lady were married in Florida 20 years ago. They have said they are trying to reconcile.
Sanford left the state June 18, returning six days later. He admitted to an extramarital affair with a woman he called his "soul mate" and said he misled his staff into thinking he was hiking on the Appalachian Trail.
Sawyer says state meetings Sanford had scheduled this week have been postponed until next week.
he is so fortunate that the business of running a state hasn't gotten in the way AT ALL with his and his wife's and his soul-mate's love lives.
but i think we can all agree, the voters (yes, all 19 of them) of South Carolina are the luckiest of all!
i'm glad he's taking time off to work out his personal issues. south carolinians should join in and start taking days off to text old lovers and look up hook ups who got away. if you didn't get to screw your loved one the night before, come in late. this could be really really good except on trash day. nobody will like this new mandate on trash day.
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