me: i feel like i'm in a rut. can you suggest something that i can do to bring some pizazz into my life?
he: did you not know this was going to happen when you had kids?
me (inside voice): couldn't your mother have just had an abortion and spared us all??
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aargh! oh if that inside voice ever got out it would start a hell of a blog.
ReplyDeleteand that "he" is not the he you think it is...yes, i have a knack for getting talked crazy too by the weaker sex.
ReplyDeletethe weaker sex is not one to go to when you really want/require an intelligent response, lol. i'm kidding, but you get the idea...
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