Today's Moment in Deliciousness

actually, let's take a few moments shall we?

this is Daniel Henney. he has made a couple big time movies. that showed in theaters. he also takes nice photos because he gets paid money to model. he also doesn't even speak Korean, which is totally perfect because neither do i.

which will totally make the dirty talk even easier!

no.

you should never never never never never NEVA let someone who's make-up looks like that be your make-up artist.

that's monica, that's christian, those are blue contacts, and i'll be damned.

Throwback F*ckery

even now, in 2009, tossing this sentence around in your head is crazy-making:

michael jackson had a black and white glamour shots style photo shoot with a chimpanzee wearing a long sleeve shirt and overalls who kept its toe-thumb hooked in his jeans' front pocket.

makeover, you guuuuuuuuuuuuyyssss!

i threw some paint around, freshened up the place....you like it? does it make my butt look big?