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Showing posts with label your china doll is Korean. Show all posts
Showing posts with label your china doll is Korean. Show all posts
Monday, October 19, 2009
Thursday, August 13, 2009
Today's Moment in Deliciousness
actually, let's take a few moments shall we? 
this is Daniel Henney. he has made a couple big time movies. that showed in theaters. he also takes nice photos because he gets paid money to model. he also doesn't even speak Korean, which is totally perfect because neither do i.
which will totally make the dirty talk even easier!
Monday, July 27, 2009
Today's moment in Deliciousness with a side order of This Don't Even Make Good Sense!
mr. tj holmes has been unseated. my new favorite piece of delicious is Will Demps.
sweet baby jesus' blanket, this dude right here is....perfect.
and i'm moving to Texas.
Friday, June 12, 2009
us, weakly...
foolishly, in my thirst for celebrity gossip, i have allowed Us Weekly access to my email address. this makes it possible for me to receive breaking news from one of the industry's most reliable journalistic sources. without these emails, how else would i know that Jen and Brad recently met up for a 1 am hotel meeting, Ashley Simpson is still a moron, and Madonna's cashier's check was accepted for the purchase i mean adoption of little Mercy?
but mostly, Us Weekly helps me keep track of The Bickersons. you know: Jon & Kate Plus I Hate Your Stinkin Lying Cheating Bitchy Guts.
today's THIRD email (really, Us Weekly? 3?) shared this tidbit with me:
well, whattaya know! it's Jon & Kate's 10th anniversary! but they're still battling marriage problems! AND new cheating allegations! gosh, it's really tough to tell whether the two will be celebrating...
UNLESS YOU LOOK IN THE CENTER OF THE PAGE where Us Weekly helpfully puts us out of our misery by telling us that Jon & Kate Celebrate 10th Anniversary Today! and the magazine gets the ball rolling on that celebration by showing us pics of the happy couple unhappily separated this spring! that's JUST as romantic a gift as aluminum or tin!
as you can tell at the bottom left of the page, Kate appears to be absolutely shocked that it's been ten years already! i hope she's not worried about how she and Jon are gonna celebrate their one score together....
well. apparently, she's getting the party started by murdering one of their kids. JUST as romantic as aluminum or tin!
thanks, Us Weekly. your helpful emails have managed to help me waste more hours on the job than the squiggle haired boss from Dilbert.
but mostly, Us Weekly helps me keep track of The Bickersons. you know: Jon & Kate Plus I Hate Your Stinkin Lying Cheating Bitchy Guts.
today's THIRD email (really, Us Weekly? 3?) shared this tidbit with me:
well, whattaya know! it's Jon & Kate's 10th anniversary! but they're still battling marriage problems! AND new cheating allegations! gosh, it's really tough to tell whether the two will be celebrating...
UNLESS YOU LOOK IN THE CENTER OF THE PAGE where Us Weekly helpfully puts us out of our misery by telling us that Jon & Kate Celebrate 10th Anniversary Today! and the magazine gets the ball rolling on that celebration by showing us pics of the happy couple unhappily separated this spring! that's JUST as romantic a gift as aluminum or tin!
as you can tell at the bottom left of the page, Kate appears to be absolutely shocked that it's been ten years already! i hope she's not worried about how she and Jon are gonna celebrate their one score together....
well. apparently, she's getting the party started by murdering one of their kids. JUST as romantic as aluminum or tin!
thanks, Us Weekly. your helpful emails have managed to help me waste more hours on the job than the squiggle haired boss from Dilbert.
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