Today's Moment in Deliciousness.

This guy right there.

I would like to think his personality is a wonderful as I imagined it to be. That would make the restraining order and probation for stalking totes worth it.

oh, who am i kidding....he could kill baby rabbits in his basement with a hammer while dressed in footie pajamas and a ukelele hanging on his back, and I'd be all like "there's something about him that just draaaaaaws me near."

yeah, that "something" is the horrible lack of wisdom which drives my libido. because fast on the heels of the previous thought would be "besides, anybody THAT damn crazy has GOT to be a freak!" but that's another story for another blog post....

anyhooo, here's Mr. Tasty-Tasty: Desmond Harrington

is it too much to ask?

*taps mic*

Twas wondering:

why is it when Hollywood makes movies about angels, they speak like Princess Diana and look like footballers for Manchester United? would it kill them to make a movie where an angel looks like me?

that being said, i'm probably gonna see this movie. because the angels look like footballers for Manchetser United.

*drops mic*

Today's Moment in Deliciousness

*sigh*

Today's Moment in Deliciousness with a side of Why So Many Patterns???

Derek Luke you remind me of one of those commericials where the people looked like plates of food.

I call it Chocolate Raspberry Kidney Pie.

Today's Moment in Deliciousness

actually, let's take a few moments shall we?

this is Daniel Henney. he has made a couple big time movies. that showed in theaters. he also takes nice photos because he gets paid money to model. he also doesn't even speak Korean, which is totally perfect because neither do i.

which will totally make the dirty talk even easier!

Today's moment in Deliciousness with a side order of This Don't Even Make Good Sense!

mr. tj holmes has been unseated. my new favorite piece of delicious is Will Demps.





sweet baby jesus' blanket, this dude right here is....perfect.

and i'm moving to Texas.

Today's Moment in Deliciousness with a side order of UNHAND HIM!

Q-Tip is coming out with a book and it is not possible for me to give less of a damn about what he wants to talk about. but i would still kiss him until his fingertips turned blurple.




and Erykah, i see you! i ain't scared of you, neither. i got some high heels. i got some glasses. nobody wants to hear me sing, either!*

not scared of you.

*jokes people, reLAX.

Today's Moment in Deliciousness with a side order of unfortunate coincidence....

david beckham, looking like hotness incarnate wearing a tshirt bearing a picture of a somewhat familiar fellow...why does that guy so familiar?

oh. well. dang.

*WATERY SOB*

yep. still engaged.

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hi, yes, uhm, where are we going, and is it cool if i make the trip sans panties?

you like it when i speak Latin, don't you?

Today's Moment in Deliciousness with a side order of tragedy.....

TJ Holmes is engaged.

i'm sorry...can't see the screen....it all just got blurry....

sunday's moment of ridiculous deliciousness.

this news is pretty suspect, but i don't have the energy to try to figure out how this happened right now...


"In the first truly shocking box office result of the year, "Fast & Furious" sped away from expectations to gross a humongous $72.5 million, according to early estimates from Media by Numbers.

- Best April opening ever, beating "Anger Management's" $42.2 million.

- Best Universal Pictures opening ever (three-day), beating "The Lost World: Jurassic Park's" $72.1 million.

- Best opening yet in 2009, easily beating the bows of the more-buzzed-about "Monsters vs. Aliens" ($59.3 million) and "Watchmen" ($55.2)."


well hey, good times! lets celebrate by hitting the showers....

Today's Moment is Deliciousness

Seattle Mariners outfielder Ichiro Suzuki has a bleeding ulcer and is going to be placed on the DL for 15 days!

i've book a flight to Seattle to take care of this situation. it's critical. i'm taking my best life sustaining lingeree with me, so rest easy:

i think he's gonna pull through.

Introducing La Torta Flaca

last week i had the opportunity to go to a local authentic Mexican restaurant for a very delicious lunch. while there, i was introduced to the wonder and magic of the Torta. Basically it's a large delicious meaty sandwich. I say delicious because while i didn't order it during my lunch, it certainly looked delicious as hell! so much so that it inspired me to create my own Torta in honor of the majesty, the creativity, and the sheer gall to include virtually every animal known to man on two oblong pieces of bread.

Behold: La Torta Flaca

steak, one large ground beef patty, bacon bits, 3 sliced hot dogs, 4 turkey sausage patties, five pieces of pork bacon, grilled chicken, meatloaf, taco seasoning, a fried egg, lettuce, mustard, tomato, guacamole, left side paralysis, heart attack...

yeah, that's everything. SOUNDS DELICIOUS!!!

Love is In the Air.

with valentine's day quickly approaching, nothing speaks to the heart and mind of a woman as eloquently as the mind-numbingly romantic stylings of The Continental.

and now for an important request:

Marry ME, T.J.