Today's Moment in Deliciousness.

This guy right there.

I would like to think his personality is a wonderful as I imagined it to be. That would make the restraining order and probation for stalking totes worth it.

oh, who am i kidding....he could kill baby rabbits in his basement with a hammer while dressed in footie pajamas and a ukelele hanging on his back, and I'd be all like "there's something about him that just draaaaaaws me near."

yeah, that "something" is the horrible lack of wisdom which drives my libido. because fast on the heels of the previous thought would be "besides, anybody THAT damn crazy has GOT to be a freak!" but that's another story for another blog post....

anyhooo, here's Mr. Tasty-Tasty: Desmond Harrington

Today's Moment in Deliciousness with a side order of UNHAND HIM!

Q-Tip is coming out with a book and it is not possible for me to give less of a damn about what he wants to talk about. but i would still kiss him until his fingertips turned blurple.




and Erykah, i see you! i ain't scared of you, neither. i got some high heels. i got some glasses. nobody wants to hear me sing, either!*

not scared of you.

*jokes people, reLAX.

don't worry, fish with three eyes is the new normal.

KNOXVILLE, Tenn. -- Tennessee environmental officials say toxin levels in fish sampled after a massive coal ash spill in the Emory River are generally safe, though testing is continuing, additional results are pending and conditions could change.

The Tennessee Department of Environment and Conservation's test results are the first to be reported from fish caught after the Dec. 22 spill of 5.4 million cubic yards of coal ash sludge from a storage area at the Tennessee Valley Authority's Kingston Fossil Plant, about 40 miles west of Knoxville.

The TDEC report released Thursday said results from the state's Environmental Protection Agency-certified laboratory are not definitive, but there is "no justification, at present, to modify" limits on consumption of fish caught in the Emory and downstream Clinch River that existed before the spill.

Analysis of bass, catfish and sunfish caught from January through April found the level of metals "below human health protection standards," with the exception of two catfish with slightly elevated mercury.

The report said levels of selenium were well below EPA toxicity standards for protection of fish and other aquatic life.

Earlier this month, independent researchers from Appalachian State and Wake Forest universities said their own sampling found much higher levels of toxins, particularly selenium. They said that fish populations in the Emory were at a "tipping point" for survival and that their ability to reproduce was in jeopardy.

The ash spill from a retention wall breach flooded into the Emory River and a lakeside neighborhood, damaging homes and covering 300 acres. TVA estimates the cleanup, with ash as much as 30 feet deep in the river, could take up to three years and cost $1 billion.
While tests to date show no sign of increased health risks to people and aquatic life, "they are not predictors of the future," the TDEC report said.

i know what i want for mother's day!

oh, man......

Today's Moment in Deliciousness with a side order of unfortunate coincidence....

david beckham, looking like hotness incarnate wearing a tshirt bearing a picture of a somewhat familiar fellow...why does that guy so familiar?

oh. well. dang.

*WATERY SOB*

yep. still engaged.

Today's Moment in Deliciousness

hi, yes, uhm, where are we going, and is it cool if i make the trip sans panties?

you like it when i speak Latin, don't you?

sunday's moment of ridiculous deliciousness.

this news is pretty suspect, but i don't have the energy to try to figure out how this happened right now...


"In the first truly shocking box office result of the year, "Fast & Furious" sped away from expectations to gross a humongous $72.5 million, according to early estimates from Media by Numbers.

- Best April opening ever, beating "Anger Management's" $42.2 million.

- Best Universal Pictures opening ever (three-day), beating "The Lost World: Jurassic Park's" $72.1 million.

- Best opening yet in 2009, easily beating the bows of the more-buzzed-about "Monsters vs. Aliens" ($59.3 million) and "Watchmen" ($55.2)."


well hey, good times! lets celebrate by hitting the showers....

Today's Moment is Deliciousness

Seattle Mariners outfielder Ichiro Suzuki has a bleeding ulcer and is going to be placed on the DL for 15 days!

i've book a flight to Seattle to take care of this situation. it's critical. i'm taking my best life sustaining lingeree with me, so rest easy:

i think he's gonna pull through.

and now for an important request:

Marry ME, T.J.