The One Where the Smartass Left the Smart Part Off

dave was tired of people taking the green tea he placed in the office fridge for his (and his alone) satisfaction. unfortunately, dave did not take into consideration that there would be other, smarter daves in the office. FOILED!

dave's stupidity deserves to be rewarded with thirstiness.

first teabags, then family feud...what are they gonna ruin for me next?!

crazy stuff went down on one of the most beloved, harmless standards in daytime television game shows!

earlier this week, a family was attempting to sweep the board in the category "what is ellen degeneres best known for." as they worked through the list, everything seemed to be going well. and then the host, john o'hurley, asked the only male on the team to answer the question, the man said "she's known to not care for our country."

o'hurley went silent, the audience went silent, even the crickets, who live for these moments, were too shocked to rub their legs together.

and somewhere in america, glenn beck spontaneously ejaculated into his pants.

What's WRONG with these People??

i recently told a friend of mine that i was so perplexed by the stylings of some conservative politicians, pundits, celebrities, and lunatics that i was going to start blogging about it whenever one of them did or said something cah-razy. and today's first post goes to, of course, our man about the crackerhouse: Glenn Beck!





during a recent show, Beck got so pissed when someone had the gall to criticize him, he did what any one of us would do in that situation: he held up a picture of Martin Luther King, Jr. beside his face and said this!

"I have a dream today. I have a dream that we can stop playing not just the blame the messenger game; I have a dream that we can stop playing the game of blame the messenger who's specifically saying the opposite message."

glenn, you're level of deepness is way to deep to even acknowledge. keep it crazy, homeslice.

Where Have YOU Been All My Life???

this little tidbit could have kept me in a nice one-bedroom apartment until i actually made enough money to afford a two bedroom apartment that's not crime and rodent infested in a relatively safe part of town where i can sleep nights with a semi-safe feeling of not getting home invaded, why, because the city planners where i live have paid way more attention to creating high-end housing than they have to creating and preserving affordable housing for working parents who happened to pull the genetic wild card and have multiples!

yeah, it's perfect!

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black "canadians"...an exercise in redundant redundancy....part I

i read an interesting blog post a few moments ago that blew my mind. in it, the blog author discussed how and the possible reasons why some white people call black people "Canadians." now, the idea alone that "white people call black people Canadians" was confusing enough.

Macon D writes in his blog, "What we have here is an example of a phenomenon that I've noted before, that of "whispering the word 'black.'" In certain situations, some white people use "Canadians" to refer covertly to black people when they think they shouldn't use another word. That other word probably isn't "black people" or "African Americans," but instead, a "worse" word. A more overtly racist word."

how is it possible that i have made it 36 years and have never heard that this is an expression used by some when they want to be slick and not use the N-word?? have i been sheltered? is this a regional thing?

have i actually every heard this euphamism before and just assumed the people talking were really talking about Canadians!?

i'm really conflicted about whether or not i'm angry, sad, or just resigned. i'm gonna work on this one a few days and blog back...

We Bad...We Know It....

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Today's Moment in Deliciousness with a side order of tragedy.....

TJ Holmes is engaged.

i'm sorry...can't see the screen....it all just got blurry....