*sigh*
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
Monday, October 26, 2009
i hate you.
Dear Motorola Q:if you had guts, i would hate them with the fires of 1000 hells.
if you had a soul, i would put a curse on it, damning it for all eternity.
if you had friends, i'd tell them all you stole all their money and gave their moms clamydia.
if you had bones, i'd pay someone to break the ones in your legs with a lead pipe.
i'm leaving you and i'm not coming back.
my ex was so much better than you that i honestly can't even remember why i chose you!!!
drop dead, you battery life sucking, non-qwerty working, bluetooth dropping piece of antiquated crap!
and take that bitch ass charger with you!!!
Thursday, October 22, 2009
Halloween man...effin Halloween. Part II
what a predicament! some of my favorite retailers are making it very difficult to give them my hard earned money because they have decided to sell a costume that i find amazingly offensive. well, that's what i call it. Fox News calls it "fantastic."
it's the Illegal Alien costume sold by Target, Walgreens, Toys R Us, Meijer, and Amazon.com. it's product description is:
"He didn’t just cross a border, he crossed a galaxy! He’s got his green card, but it’s from another planet! Sure to get some laughs, the Illegal Alien Adult Costume includes an orange prison-style jumpsuit with 'Illegal Alien' printed on the front, an alien mask and a 'green card.'"
not to be outdone, Halloweenexpress.com has it's own version, complete with big black mustache and baseball hat:
"Mask Includes: Almond eyed, latex, UFO look alien with large black mustache and baseball cap attached."
O-Ren Ishii....
WASN'T GEISHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh right. Kyriarchy.
Halloween is a tough one....can't we all just dress up like ThunderCats?
it's the Illegal Alien costume sold by Target, Walgreens, Toys R Us, Meijer, and Amazon.com. it's product description is:
"He didn’t just cross a border, he crossed a galaxy! He’s got his green card, but it’s from another planet! Sure to get some laughs, the Illegal Alien Adult Costume includes an orange prison-style jumpsuit with 'Illegal Alien' printed on the front, an alien mask and a 'green card.'"
not to be outdone, Halloweenexpress.com has it's own version, complete with big black mustache and baseball hat:
"Mask Includes: Almond eyed, latex, UFO look alien with large black mustache and baseball cap attached."
Halloween used to be fun, right? i mean, i think so....although i recall as a little kid going trick or treating with a classmate who's costume was a "hobo." at the time, we all loved her costume. but there's no way in hell i'd dress my kids up today as a homeless person.
what's so funny about being homeless?
it's turning into one giant exercise in affirming Kyriarchy, where different groups (angrily at times) assert their right to power and privilege over other groups. a clear example of this is the response i received from the woman who wanted her daughter and herself to dress up as Geisha for halloween. She stated she was african american and believed it was totally different for a non-black person to dress up like a black person than it is for a non-asian to dress up like "O-Ren Ishii".....
wait.
i have to take a moment and address this because everytime i think about it i feel like i have a chicken bone in my chest:
O-Ren Ishii....
WASN'T GEISHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
don't go trying to play 3 card monty with one of my all time favorite movie characters of all time!!!! you said Geisha, not O-Ren Ishii! and if you think they are one in the same, that further illustrates the problem!! (ahem).....where was i?
oh right. Kyriarchy.
Halloween is a tough one....can't we all just dress up like ThunderCats?
HALLOWEEN....HOOOOOOOOOO!!
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Bacon, once again, is the answer
in case you haven't heard, a Florida couple is in police custody for making the lady-moron's 8 year-old daughter suck on a bar of soap for 10 minutes. the child apparently said a "naughty word" and was made to suck the soap by the gentleman-moron (lady-moron's boyfriend*), which caused an allergic reaction that these morons didn't get treated for several hours.
if people aren't going to get over the fact that now, in 2009, we can't do the things that were done to children in the 50s and get away with it, then i would hope they would do some research in the matter and come to an agreeable solution:
it's a win/win! the parent feels like they have delivered a tried and true punishment...that's basically an unthinking and useless exercise in brute force...and the kid gets a delicious bacony snack.
if they'd used this soap, she wouldn't have needed police intervention! she woulda needed some biscuits and jelly!!
* for the life of me, i cannot understand how a woman lets her boyfriend do some foul shit like this to her child. something like that happen to one of my kids, it's going down.
if people aren't going to get over the fact that now, in 2009, we can't do the things that were done to children in the 50s and get away with it, then i would hope they would do some research in the matter and come to an agreeable solution:
it's a win/win! the parent feels like they have delivered a tried and true punishment...that's basically an unthinking and useless exercise in brute force...and the kid gets a delicious bacony snack.
if they'd used this soap, she wouldn't have needed police intervention! she woulda needed some biscuits and jelly!!
* for the life of me, i cannot understand how a woman lets her boyfriend do some foul shit like this to her child. something like that happen to one of my kids, it's going down.
well, i'm glad somebody finally said it!
no no, not the "rock bottom" part. the "damn she looks old as hell" part!
Monday, October 19, 2009
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