What's WRONG with these People??

Audra Sigler Shay and some of her friends, using some of that "humor" them Republicans love so much. Eric S. Piker really cracks her up.

oh, and Jill Catterton, i see you. shopping at walmart and looking down your nose at the "Obama faces."

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can ya still call social services when the kid is over 18?

last weekend, i decided to watch Brooke Knows Best. i had never seen the show but i found myself watching it this weekend because it came on, i was lying on the couch, and the remote was in the kitchen.

taking all of those facts into account, i quickly deduced that watching the show didn't sound as undesirable as getting up and walking across the room. i would imagine that the Hogans have laziness to thank for much of the show's ratings.

so, lucky lucky me, i happened to see the episode in which Hulk Hogan introduced his daughter to his new girlfriend. because, ya see, Hulk and Linda have separated and hooked up with new people. Linda, much to the irritation of Hulk and Brooke, has been jumping up and down on a 19 year old boy who went to high school with Brooke.

but at no time at all during this episode did anyone blink, give a double take, or openly retch at the fact that the Hulk is basically effing his daughter.


Hulk and Brooke, Hulk and Jennifer....er, wait. wait. meh, i dunno.

listen i can totally empathize with Brooke's feelings. it cannot be easy to watch your mom have an affair with someone not even of legal age while living in the house you spent much of your childhood. but for the life of me, i cannot understand why NO ONE is pointing out how wrong this situation right here is!


"i have no idea why people say we look alike!" "who put this talking mirror beside me!!"

during this episode, Hulk invited Brooke and Jennifer out to dinner to introduce them, telling them repeatedly how much they had in common! Jennifer works for Delta, Brooke flies Delta (Continental, she answers dryly), Jennifer love the sun, Brooke loves the Sun, Jennifer loves the outdoors, Brooke loves the outdoors...

the hair on my neck was standing up waiting for the "Jennifer looks like Brooke, Brooke looks like Jennifer, Jennifer looks at my dick...."

no, my mind cannot complete the sentence.

so, i don't know, in my opinion having sex with a girl who looks like your kid is WAY worse than having sex with someone else's 19 year old kid. but here' s something to consider:

is it possible, Jennifer, that Hulk is with you because you look like a younger version of Linda?

i bet that pisses her off more than looking like Brooke.

Centrum knows how the world works

Centrum has come out with commercials for their gender specific specialty formula vitamins. the commercial for the women's formula features a female voice-over saying "some things are meant only for women" while images of a red high heel and a tube of lipstick are shown. for some reason, that commercial in particular cracks me up....


hey, Centrum? tell me more about things made "only for women"....

The Last Michael Jackson Post. Until July 7th, 2009.

what the fuck is everyone smiling about? this photo was taken 3 days after the death of his son.

Joe Jackson, sit your old ass down! But before you do...can you tell me why Grey the Pinstriped Pimp has a damn cotton ball on his lapel?

DANDELIONS AREN'T REALLY FLOWERS, DUMBASS. THAT'S JUST SOME SHIT WE TELL KIDS!

the sanfords are wack

just when i thought the clusterfuck that is mark sanford imploding and basically sending love note missives to his maria in arhentina through hastily assembled press conferences couldn't get any more clusterfucky, now the one person i was hoping had a grasp on reality has let it be known that she too is a total loontard.

Picture it, South Carolina, 2009....your husband sneaks out of the state for 5 days, flies to Arhentina to visit his mistress, then comes back and tells everyone with a microphone the mistress is his soul mate but he's gonna try to fall back in love with you, refers to his affair as a love story at the end of the day, tells everyone how he even tried to get you to meet the mistress once or twice or eight times, and then further puts your business on the street by admitting there were other women floating through your marriage of 20 years.

so what do you? well if you're jenny sanford, you say something cuhrazy like this:

"Mark has stated that his intent and determination is to save our marriage, and to make amends to the people of South Carolina. I hope he can make good on those intentions, and for the sake of our boys."

ya hearing this? he SAID it's his intention of saving the marriage...even though he lied about his whereabouts over father's day weekend to fly to south america to kick it with maria belen. AND AFTER HE WAS EXPRESSLY FORBIDDEN TO DO IT, THAT CAD!

well there ya go, that's got sincerity written all over it.

Jenny Sanford: going from American Hero to typical politician doormat in 1 easy step.

Throwback F*ckery

even now, in 2009, tossing this sentence around in your head is crazy-making:

michael jackson had a black and white glamour shots style photo shoot with a chimpanzee wearing a long sleeve shirt and overalls who kept its toe-thumb hooked in his jeans' front pocket.

i saw you.

i saw you yesterday afternoon, standing on a bus top with a young girl and a baby in a stroller.

you stood out because you both looked pretty young. she looked extremely young and you seemed to be in your early 20s.

you two were talking about something. i saw you walk over to her and get close to her face with yours while you talked. i saw fear cross her face as you started walking towards her. i noticed you walked pretty quickly, closing that small distance between the two of you.

and i saw that the baby was sitting there, taking it all in.

as the car passed, i didn't look behind me to see what happened next. i was afraid i'd end up committing to memory something that i couldn't do anything to stop.

and so, i chose to not look.

how many times have we seen something that wasn't right and just chose not to see it? because we decided we didn't want to get involved, we were busy, we didn't want to get our checks cashed by some deranged woman beater. there are plenty of reasons and excuses why many of us don't get involved.

but choosing not to look doesn't mean that person didn't get hit, didn't get intimidated, or wasn't made to feel small and helpless.

i wonder how many other people driving down this busy street in the middle of the day chose not to see anything either.